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Pun-ography, Round Seven

In case you were wondering, the list is ENDless! …

  • We’re not getting anywhere in geometry class. It feels like we’re going in circles.
  • Little Jimmy told his teacher he never saw a humming bird but he had watched a spelling bee.
  • We’ll never run out of math students because they always multiply.
  • Studying fungus is a way to mold young minds.


Pun-ography, Round Six

Into every life, a little humor must fall…

  • Math is a mystery.  The equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.
  • When the school electricity went off during a storm, the students were de-lighted.
  • I always prayed before my trig tests. I was hoping for a sine from above.
  • When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.


Pun-ography, Round Five

If you’re enjoying these, the idea came to me from an email sent by Gla Spayde … my former T.A. of 15 years.

  • A rule of grammar: Double negatives are a no-no.
  • He said I was average, but he was just being mean.
  • My student was late for class, claiming he was in the washroom. I think he was stalling.
  • A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

Pun-ography, Round Four

Giggle, giggle, chuckle, chuckle…..

  • Skipping school to bungee jump will get you suspended.
  • I’ve failed math so many times I’ve lost count.
  • I wondered why my geometry class was tired. They were all out of shape.
  • I used to hate math but then I realized decimals have a point.

Pun-ography, Round Three

Can’t get enough of these puns!

  • I was kicked out of math class for one too many infractions.
  • It wasn’t school he disliked. It was just the principal of it.
    (He certainly didn’t attend OUR schools!)
  • I didn’t understand the math problem, so the teacher summed it up for me.
  • I hate math, however I’m partial to fractions.

Pun-ography, Round Two!

I hope you all enjoyed that last round.  Here’s more!

  • Old math teachers never die, they just become irrational.
  • Teachers taking attendance are absent-minded.
  • The math teacher was a good dancer. He had algorithm.
  • He wears glasses during math because it improves division.


Everyone needs a little jocularity to get through the day.  Hope you get a chuckle out of these!

  • Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job?  She couldn’t control her pupils.
  • Broken pencils are pointless.
  • Old teachers never die they just become class-less
  • Old principals never die, they just lose their faculties.